1. Jessica

2. Hello and welcome to Australias Funniest national treasures, Im your host Old McDonald. These are our contestants for tonight…

3. Old Man Emu

4. MR. KAN GAR OO

5. And Fred

6. Q1) Who is your best friend?

7. DUST OF COURSE!

8. Well I Like Mr. Hugglebottom

9. All right next is…

10. Wait! You forgot me!

11. Who said that ?

12. Me, Fred. My best friend is work, I worked to get in this show and Ill work to get out!

13. This guy is crazy, any way back to the show. Q2) What do you do in your free time?

14. I challenge a kangaroo to a race !

15. I am challenged by Old Man Emu

16. I dont have free time

17. Okaaaay theeen, Q3) Who is your queen?

18. My queen is my best friend…

19. D

20. U

21. S

22. T

23. I dont have a queen!

24. Queen Rosemary! I live for her

25. Q4) Why should you be a national treasure?

26. Well I cant fly but Im telling you, I can run the pants off a kangaroo

27. Well Im on the coat of arms!

28. I keep everything tidy!

29. Q5) Who convinced you to come here?

30. My fans

31. Tom, my Joey

32. I decided to come here of my own accord! I just think ants deserve a little respect!

33. You may now vote!

34. Fred Mr. Kangaroo Old Man Emu 3 %7 % 90 %

35. Old Man Emu Fred Mr. Kangaroo 7 % 90 % 3 %

36. Mr. Kangaroo Old Man Emu Fred 90 % 7 %3 %

37. Fred Mr. Kangaroo Old Man Emu 3 %7 % 90 %

38. Old Man Emu Fred Mr. Kangaroo 7 % 90 % 3 %

39. Mr. Kangaroo Old Man Emu Fred 90 % 7 %3 %

40. Well thats it folks Fred is our winner! See you next time on Australias funniest National Treasures.

41. And a special thanks to Old Man Emu, Mr. Kangaroo, Old McDonald And of course Fred!