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1 MAN ON THE MOON JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THE MANY CON JOBS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

2 NOT ONLY THE FLAG WAVING BECAUSE YOU CAN EXPLAIN AWAY EITHER THEORY

3 NO STARS IN MOST SHOTS POOR LIGHTING AS IF IT WAS DONE IN A STUDIO

4 IF THE HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER REALLY WAS THAT BIG WHY DO THESE KEEP BLOWING UP, WHY NOT LAUNCH THEM THRU THE HOLE

5 HELL THEY CANT EVEN UNDERSTAND GRAVITY OR EVEN THE THIRD ROCK FROM THE SUN

6 THEY DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND SHADOWS THIS IS CALLED A SUNDIAL YOU CAN TELL HOW FAST THE EARTH SPINS JUST BY WATCHING THE SHADOW

7 THE EARTH SPINS AT THE SAME SPEED AS THE LITTLE HAND ON THIS 24 HOUR CLOCK IN OTHER WORDS REALLY REALLY SLOWLY

8 JUST LIKE A SUNDIAL

9 IF IT SPAN ANY FASTER THE WATER WOULD SPIN OFF INTO OUTER SPACE JUST LIKE THE WATER SPINNING OFF THESE TYRES

10 AND WE WOULD BE AN ARID DESERT PLANET

11 WITHOUT ANY WATER

12 AND THIS DUDE WOULD LOOK A LOT MORE STRESSED COME TO THINK OF IT, HE DOESNT LOOK WORRIED AT ALL

13 I GUESS NO ONE AT NASA WATCHES FORMULA ONE OR KNOWS WHERE THE SUN IS EVERY MORNING

14 SO WHAT ARE THE SCIENTISTS AND NASA WORRIED ABOUT MAYBE LOSING THEIR JOBS

15 We've all been told that the tides are affected by the gravitational pull of the moon Yet we've all been told there is no gravity on the moon

16 Remember as kids we would run around the outside of the pool To create a whirlpool

17 And we would then float around in circles on our backs

18 Well the solid mass spins faster than the liquid mass Just like in a kids swimming pool the water is just trying to keep up

19 Thats what really causes tides on this The third rock from the sun

20 SO IF THE MOON IS SIX TIMES SMALLER THAN EARTH AND SPINS SLOWER THAN EARTH

21 THAT MEANS THE MOON WOULD HAVE SIX TIMES MORE GRAVITY THAN EARTH

22 Remember this dude

23 REMEMBER THE SUPERMAN THEORY HOW HE CAME FROM KRYPTON AND KRYPTON HAD MORE GRAVITYTHAN EARTH

24 WHICH GAVE HIM SUPER HUMAN STRENGTH HERE ON EARTH

25 SO IF AMERICA DID WALK ON THE MOON Where there is no air and no resistance

26 They would be moving faster than any man on earth

27 NOT BOUNDING AROUND AS IF THEY WERE ON STRINGS

28 THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL AMERICA WENT TO THE MOON They think the earth spins really really fast to create gravity


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