1. I know an old lady…
By Alison Jackson

2. Who swallowed a…
pie

3. I don’t know why she swallowed a…
pie
Perhaps she’ll die!

4. cider I know an old lady that swallowed some…
That rumbled and mumbled and grumbled inside her
cider

5. She swallowed the to moisten the
The Thanksgiving pie that was much to dry.
Perhaps she’ll die!

6. I know an old lady who swallowed a
roll

7. Just swallowed it whole-the entire roll!
She swallowed the to go with the
That rumbled and mumbled and grumbled inside her.
She swallowed the to moisten the ,
The Thanksgiving pie, which was really to dry.
Perhaps she’ll die!

8. I know an old lady who swallowed a
squash

9. OH my gosh, a fat yellow squash!
She swallowed the to go with the
She swallowed the to go with the
That rumbled and mumbled and grumbled inside her.
She swallowed the to moisten the
The Thanksgiving pie, which was really to dry.
Perhaps she’ll die!

10. I know an old lady who swallowed a
salad

11. She was looking quite pallid from eating that salad!
She swallowed the to go with the
She swallowed the to go wit h the
She swallowed the to go with the
That rumbled and mumbled and grumbled inside her.
She swallowed the to moisten the
The Thanksgiving pie, which was really too dry
Perhaps she’ll die!

12. I know an old lady who swallowed a
turkey

13. Her Future looked murky, after that turkey!
She swallowed the to go with the
She swallowed the to go with the
She swallowed the to go wit h the
She swallowed the to go with the
That rumbled and mumbled and grumbled inside her.
She swallowed the to moisten the
The Thanksgiving pie, which was really too dry
Perhaps she’ll die!

14. I know an old lady who swallowed a
pot

15. I kid you not-she swallowed a pot! She swallowed the to go with the
That rumbled and mumbled and grumbled inside her.
She swallowed the to moisten the
The Thanksgiving pie, which was really too dry
Perhaps she’ll die!

16. I know an old lady who swallowed a
cake

17. For Goodness sake, a TEN-LAYER CAKE!

18. She swallowed the to go with the
That rumbled and mumbled and grumbled inside her.
She swallowed the to moisten the
The Thanksgiving pie, which was really too dry

19. Perhaps she’ll Die

20. I know an old lady
swallowed some…
bread

21. “I’m Full” she said.

22. Happy Thanksgiving!!