1. How Cars are Recovered in Ireland The Murphy's Law Story or How to Compound a Catastrophe

2. Hey Paddy, weve got dis here car ta pull out.

3. Shamus, were pullin it up now.

4. Here Paddy, what happens if da crane cant hold it? Shamus me lad, dont you even tink about dat happening.

5. Hoy Paddy, oi didnt even tink it, oh shoit!

6. Shamus, moi boy, go get a bigga crane. Alroight, Paddy.

7. Ah Shamus, dis bigga crane is doin da job well.

8. Dat it is Paddy, dat it is.

9. Now for da first crane Shamus, up it cooms.

10. What's happening Paddy, what's happening. What's happening Paddy, what's happening.

11. Oh f*#k Shamus, weve got ta get an even bigga crane!