1. CIA realizes it has been using black highlighters all these years.
Real or Satire?
CIA realizes it has been using black highlighters all these years.

2. Porky Pig allegedly assaulted at Great America.
Real or Satire?
Porky Pig allegedly assaulted at Great America.

3. Winner Didn’t Even Know It Was a Pie Eating Contest.
Real or Satire?
Winner Didn’t Even Know It Was a Pie Eating Contest.

4. Perky Canada has its own government and laws.
Real or Satire?
Perky Canada has its own government and laws.

5. Captured giant croc not eating, checked for stress.
Real or Satire?
Captured giant croc not eating, checked for stress.

6. Sales of luxurious doomsday bunkers up 1,000%.
Real or Satire?
Sales of luxurious doomsday bunkers up 1,000%.

7. Sad End for Bear with Jar on Head.
Real or Satire?
Sad End for Bear with Jar on Head.

8. Kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day.
Real or Satire?
Kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day.

9. Monkeys hate flying squirrels, report monkey-annoyance experts.
Real or Satire?
Monkeys hate flying squirrels, report monkey-annoyance experts.

10. Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be
Real or Satire?
Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

11. DO NOW 1/27
Fill in the blanks below with either a dash, colon, or parenthesis
The problem __ a massive fire ___ left countless without a home.
I have many things to pick up after school _____ groceries, the dry cleaning, the kids after practice, and the seat covers for the car.
The game ended early _____ by thirty minutes ___.
If you continue to talk during the movie _____as you often do____ they will throw you out!
The opening statement read____ “I am not a crook!”

12. Correct the Capitalization
The presbyterian minister kept himself locked behind closed doors while preparing his sunday sermons.

13. Correct the Capitalization
The sudanese civil war left countless families stranded across the continent.

14. Correct the Capitalization
People who come from the midwest have a definite accent and manner of speaking.

15. Correct the Capitalization
In college, I took a course called international law.

16. Fix the Titles
the young and the restless

17. Fix the Titles
all quiet on the western front

18. Fix the Titles
a history of violence in american movies

19. Fix the Titles
one flew over the cuckoo’s nest

20. Fix the Titles
it was the worst of times

21. Italicize or Place Quotations
The Chicago Daily Sun

22. Italicize or Place Quotations
The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County

23. Italicize or Place Quotations
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

24. Italicize or Place Quotations
Bad Blood

25. Italicize or Place Quotations
Roses Are Red, Violets are Blue

26. Italicize or Place Quotations
(The Who’s) Tommy

27. Which Type of Support? Ethos = Credibility Pathos = Emotions
Logos = Facts/Logic

28. What Type of Support is Used?
As a doctor, I am qualified to tell you that this course of treatment will likely generate the best results.

29. What Type of Support is Used?
I’m not just invested in this community – I love every building, every business, every hard-working member of this town.

30. What Type of Support is Used?
More than one hundred peer-reviewed studies have been conducted over the past decade, and none of them suggests that this is an effective treatment for hair loss.

31. What Type of Support is Used?
He is a forensics and ballistics expert for the federal government – if anyone’s qualified to determine the murder weapon, it’s him.