2. Common Assessment
Cole McShane

3. The Mona Lisa
The Mona Lisa was an oil painting made by Leonardi Da Vinci, estimated to have been completed in The portrait shows a woman sitting in a chair infront of a scenic landscape. The painting looks very organic, with texture in her hair and the montains behind her. People have identified the where the background is, and most believe it to be a place called Montefeltro. One of the main reasons this piece is so famous is because of the faint smile upon the woman's face. 

4. Life is Meaningless
When making pieces like this nondescript meat creature, I always leave the same, basic expression on their face. After I complete the drawing, I look deeply into their soulless eyes and wonder what an organism such as this would be thinking about at that moment. It always ends up as a seemingly random phrase, never pertaining to the situation, and yet, the phrase somehow always seems fitting for each blankly smiling creature. This is how I decide what to name my pictures. Other works of mine of this type include "No more monkeys jumping on the bed", and the renowned "Cut the chatter, and pick up a platter".

5. Life is Meaningless
The drawing portrays an odd, humanoid figure of salmon coloration. The entity has a bulbous, sausage-like head, that connects straight to its arms, due to its lack of shoulders or a neck. It has relatively pudgy arms that start low on its torso. Infact, when its arms are at its sides, its four-fingered hands almost reach the floor. The creature rests its left hand on the other, hanging its arms below its groin area. The legs are a bit longer than they first appear, starting half a foot below where its arms start, and ending in point, completely flat-bottomed feet, that gently curve down at an angle, until the tip of the feet where toes would be is 1/3 as thick as a pancake. Atop its head rests one of those propeller hat things, having a red, blue, and green stripe, below a brown propeller. The picture contains mainly warm colors (I.e. the pink, red, brown), contrasting from the plain, white background. The picture is 2D, and has no shading or value, or anything that would make it 3D. The strange figure emphacized in the very center is used to distract you from all the negative space around it.

6. Similarities Primarily warm colors
Center of attention is in the middle
One hand is resting on the other
Both contain a humanoid fingure 
Both smiling
Similarities

7. Differences The Mona Lisa Life is meaningless An actual human
Took nearly seven years to make
Made a a well-known artist
Proportionally correct
Has an actual background
Visible texture on clothes, hair, etc.
You can't even see lines
One of the world's most famous paintings
Worth an estimated $800 million
Some flabby meat creature
Made in less than an hour
Made by some depressed kid
Bizaarely shaped
Background is a blank, white void
Smooth and flat
Thick lines
Only you, me, and a few others know about it
Worth an estimated negative 13 cents