1. Imagine:
You are in your first real relationship - not had much experience with girls before, but this is for real. You could not be happier. Your name is Oliver...

2. And your girl’s name is Debbie.

3. Then, your closest and longest known friend, Ian, tells you...

4. that Debbie is going out with someone else.

5. His name is Cameron, and he’s one of your circle of friends!

6. Ian is really gutted to have to tell you all this.
Ian shows you some photos of them together on his cellphone, and some stuff Cameron wrote about Debbie on Facebook.
Ian is really gutted to have to tell you all this.
“she’s really cute”

7. Then before you can talk to Debbie about this, she comes along and begs you to speak up for Cameron as a character reference in a scholarship application he is making.

8. What would you feel like?
What would you do?
What would you say?

9. “I will chop her into messes”

10. Othello