1. First, the Lord made man
in the Garden Of Eden.
Then he said to himself,
“There’s something he’s needin’ ”

2. After casting about for a suitable pearl, kept messing around and created a girl.

3. God named this creation
‘woman’
and he gave her - -

4. Two beautiful legs,
so long and so tender.
A beautiful waist
so slim and so slender.

5. Two lovely hips to
increase his desire,
rounded and firm
to bring out the fire.

6. Two lovely breasts,
so full and so proud.
Commanding his eyes
as she whips it around.

7. just waiting to bless you,
Two lovely arms
just waiting to bless you, .
with two loving hands to soothe and caress you

8. hung down over her shoulder,
Soft cascading hair
hung down over her shoulder,
with two dreamy eyes
to make him grow bolder.

9. Two beautiful lips so warm and inviting
Two beautiful lips so warm and inviting. God knew that the man would find it exciting

10. She was made for a man to make his heart sing.

11. and ruined the whole fucking thing!!
Then he added a mouth
and ruined the whole fucking thing!!