1. The Attack

5. The Corn Club is a club based on corn that is out to make sure that the people follow the corn laws. (A copy of them can be found with Trevor Talone). The Corn Club would like to remind you that while sugar can be tasty, (The hyper club thinks so and I can’t help but agree) it can also give you cavities like this…
… see what I mean? Corn is good for you, and it won’t do that to your teeth. Dentists eat more Corn that sugar.

6. This has been a public service announcement by the Corn Club, we now return you to your regularly scheduled program