1. BEND YOUR KNEES LIKE THIS …
LOOK CAREFULLY MADAM,
BEND YOUR KNEES LIKE THIS …

2. AND HOP!
NOW YOU TRY!…

3. NO!…

4. YOU PLACE YOUR HANDS WRONG, THAT’S WHY!
CAN I SUGGEST SOMETHING ALTHOUGH A BIT BIZARRE…

5. … YOU MUST HOLD THE CLUB LIKE… UHH… LIKE YOUR HUSBANDS ERECT PENIS …
TRY IT AND YOU WILL SEE THAT IT WORKS!…

6. … THAT IS AT LEAST 400 YARDS!…
FANTASTIC MADAM!
… THAT IS AT LEAST 400 YARDS!…

7. ..…THE SWING, THE POWER, THE DIRECTION, EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT!
BUT MADAM......

8. … YOU SHOULD REALLY TRY IT WITH YOUR HANDS....