1. Five minutes to prepare for your Hamlet preparations.
Senior English 4/17/17
Five minutes to prepare for your Hamlet preparations.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
Hesh – short for “he and she.” Not widely accepted.
Goals – Present Hamlet adaptations successfully.
A brick layer.

2. Five minutes to prepare for Hamlet presentation.
Senior English 4/18/17
Five minutes to prepare for Hamlet presentation.
What did the neck-tie say to the hat?
Hirm – short for “him or her.” Not widely accepted.
Goals – Present Hamlet adaptations successfully and begin preparation for SSP.
You go ahead, I’ll hang around.

3. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Senior English 4/25/19
If you were offered a much better job in another city and knew you would, over the years, drift away from your closest friend if you took it, would you go?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Hizer – short for “his or her.” Not widely accepted.
Goals – Continue preparation for SSP.
It’s time to go to sleep.