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2. Doctor, Doctor, I can’t sleep at night
Doctor, Doctor, I can’t sleep at night. > Sleep on the edge of the bed and you’ll soon ………. off.

3. Doctor, Doctor, I can’t sleep at night
Doctor, Doctor, I can’t sleep at night. > Sleep on the edge of the bed and you’ll soon drop off.

4. Why are ghosts bad at telling lies. > Because you can always ………
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies? > Because you can always ………. through them.

5. Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
> Because you can always see through them.

6. Why do birds in a nest always agree
Why do birds in a nest always agree? > Because they don’t want to ………. out.

7. Why do birds in a nest always agree
Why do birds in a nest always agree? > Because they don’t want to fall out.

8. When is a deep-sea diver disappointed with his colleagues
When is a deep-sea diver disappointed with his colleagues? > When they ………. him down.

9. When is a deep-sea diver disappointed with his colleagues
When is a deep-sea diver disappointed with his colleagues? > When they let him down.

10. What training do you need to become a rubbish collector
What training do you need to become a rubbish collector? > None, you ………. it up as you go along.

11. What training do you need to become a rubbish collector
What training do you need to become a rubbish collector? > None, you pick it up as you go along.

12. Waiter, I asked you to bring my order quickly but why is the food on my plate all squashed? > Well sir, when you ordered your food, you did tell me to ……… on it.

13. Waiter, I asked you you to bring my order quickly but why is the food on my plate all squashed? > Well sir, when you ordered your food, you did tell me to step on it.

14. Why do taxi drivers always go bankrupt. > Because they ………
Why do taxi drivers always go bankrupt? > Because they ………. their customers ……… .

15. Why do taxi drivers always go bankrupt
Why do taxi drivers always go bankrupt? > Because they drive their customers away.

16. WIFE: Did you …… the cat out, dear. SARCASTIC HUSBAND: No
WIFE: Did you …… the cat out, dear? SARCASTIC HUSBAND: No. Was it on fire?

17. WIFE: Did you put the cat out, dear. SARCASTIC HUSBAND: No
WIFE: Did you put the cat out, dear? SARCASTIC HUSBAND: No. Was it on fire?

18. When are the traffic police strong. > When they ………
When are the traffic police strong? > When they ………. up cars with one hand.

19. When are the traffic police strong
When are the traffic police strong? > When they hold up cars with one hand.