1. The Zombie Item: A Tale of Terror by Lenora G
The Zombie Item: A Tale of Terror by Lenora G. Knapp, PhD Inspired by a true story recounted by Liberty Munson, PhD

2. Biserial = .65!
When I was young (many, many exam forms ago), I was a vibrant,
high-performing item. People would exclaim, “What discrimination he has!”

3. All too soon though, the cheaters and brain dumps invaded my world, taking control of my body and stealing my soul.
Unable to save me, my Creator put me to rest.

4. But I did not die. Instead, I became a zombie
But I did not die Instead, I became a zombie. Doomed to haunt the dark recesses of the item bank. Waiting, waiting . . .

5. Then, as suddenly as they came, the cheaters and brain dumps left, abandoning my corpse and moving on to steal another.

6. Now, as I emerge from the dark recesses of the item bank and into the light of the exam form once more, I hear my Creator whisper with fear, “Can he still discriminate?”

7. And late at night, as I stare at the sky in terror, I wonder when the marauders will return and transform me into a zombie once more.

8. THE END??