1. All about me!
McCartney Diehl

2. The dramatic origin story
I was born in Topeka on March 5th, 2004, at 11:30 PM. It was a Friday, which I guess meant horrible luck in my future. I was born to Cynthia and Joseph Schreiner, although shortly after, Mom kicked Joe out of the house. Born 2 minutes before me is Emily Diehl. I ended up coming home in a few days, and Emily had to wait 2 weeks. This would make baby me cry for a reason I now understand: TwinBond. When one twin is away from another for a long time, they each get very sad. Twins need to stick together, not have the younger one go home early and have the older one stay in the Nik-U for eight years.

3. The me you know today Emily Me Grandma Kathy
Since my years as a baby, I have grown into…well, a person. The twin bond stays as strong as ever, but we do get each other really angry now and then. Because we aren’t babies anymore. I live with my mom, my dad, Doom, Trooper, and my little brother. Downstairs lives Emily, Lauren, and my grandparents, as well as four dogs: 2 of which are baby pugs. And they are also twins.
Wait a minute… I look GOOD in this photo? And not like a Cave Troll? What happened??

4. Proud parent
This is Doom S. Diehl currently four years old. The “S” stands for Shroom.

5. Vacation spots Branson, 2011 Lincoln, 2017 Kansas City, 2010
Where do McCartneys go in the summer?
Chicago, 2018

6. Extracurricular
I don’t have many electives which require outside practice. The only one that fits this category is Orchestra. I have played violin for four years, and have finally moved to the melody section. (1st Violin)

7. The finer points of life
Favorite Food: Spaghetti
Favorite Drink: Coke
Favorite thing to do outside: Ride a scooter or a bike
Favorite Slide Show: Not this one
Favorite Movie: Probably Ponyo
Favorite Genre of Music: No one type of music is best. Country is just worst.

8. Daily Schedule Wake up Eat breakfast Walk to the bus Suffer Come home
Still not have any time to myself
End up staying up late in order to utilize the only moment of privacy I get
…profit??

9. Past time
After years of not really being able to go anywhere or do anything, I’ve become a shut-in who mostly plays video games, fools around on social media, and does stuff my parents want me to.

10. This is the only picture of him I have on-hand
This is the only picture of him I have on-hand. No, I am not the little girl.
Friends
Contrary to popular belief, I do have some. Just not as many as I used to. But they’re there. A lot of them have moved away like Cody, but again, I still have them.