1. Opening Lines to novels… Opening Lines to novels Which is the odd one out? Mother died today. I am a sick man… I am a spiteful man. It was like so, but wasnt. They shoot the white girl first. It was the day my grandmother exploded. Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. You better not tell nobody but God. God said to Abraham, Kill me a son. I write this sitting in the kitchen sink. Psychics can see the colour of time its blue.

7. 4 Minute Writing Task Have a moan! Whatever happens, dont let your pen leave the page! It doesnt matter if nonsense comes out, just write!