1. Oh look. There you are, playing golf. How exciting. 7 slides that make you imagine.

2. I should probably try harder to score chicks.

3. We don't sell Tic Tacs, we sell cigarettes. And they're cool, available, and addictive.

4. Seriously, quit.

5. Down 14: Fill in the blanks and see what you get.

6. Lets grab some burgers on the way to the funeral.

7. That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.

8. Start spreading the news. I am leaving today. I want to be part of it.

9. Oh look. You are still here, playing golf. How exciting. Goodbye / www.onebigcoffeemachine.com