1. 2012 ‘‘BLONDE’’ CALENDAR

2. MISS JANUARY “Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.”
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3. MISS FEBRUARY “Got excited …. Finished jigsaw puzzle in six month …
MISS FEBRUARY “Got excited ….. Finished jigsaw puzzle in six month …. Box said “2-4 years”
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4. MISS MARCH “Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels …”duh”…bottles won’t fit in typewriter.”
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5. MISS APRIL “Trapped on escalator for hours …. Power went out.”
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6. MISS MAY “Tried to make Kool-Aid …8 cups of water won’t fit in those little packets”
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7. MISS JUNE “Tried to go water skiing …
MISS JUNE “Tried to go water skiing …. couldn’t find a lake with a slope
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8. MISS JULY “Lost breast stroke swimming competition … learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms !!!”
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9. MISS AUGUST “Got locked out of her car in rain storm …
MISS AUGUST “Got locked out of her car in rain storm …. Car swamped, because top was down.”
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10. MISS SEPTEMBER “The capital of California is “C”…. Isn’t it?”
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11. MISS OCTOBER “Hate M & M ‘s ….. They are so hard to peel.”
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12. MISS NOVEMBER “Baked turkey for 4 ½ days … instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!”
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13. MISS DECEMBER “Couldn’t call 911… duh
MISS DECEMBER “Couldn’t call 911… duh ! … there’s no “eleven” button on the phone.”
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14. 2012
What a year !!!