2. Hi! The following advertisements are from a press campaign by the church of Singapore. I hope you like them …

3. Please, do not drink when you drive. You are not ready to see me yet. God.

4. Can you imagine what air would cost, if someone else provided it? God

5. What do I have to do to get your attention? Put an ad. In the paper? God

6. Earth people, do not treat me like a martian. God

7. I thought about making the world black and white. But then I said... naaah! God

8. If you missed the dawn that I made for you today, it does not matter. I will make you another tomorrow. God

9. How can you be a self-made-man? I remember perfectly, making you. God

10. If you think Gioconda is amazing, you should see my masterpiece. In the mirror. God

11. Do not forget your umbrella. I have to water the plants. God

12. In my opinion, you are the most beautiful creature in the world OK, I’m biased. God

13. Come to my house on Sunday, before the game. God

14. Come and bring the children. God

15. What part of “You should not...” don't you understand? God

16. We need to talk. God

17. I love weddings, invite me to yours. God

18. This “Love thy neighbour”... I meant it. God

19. I love you, and you, and you, and you, and you... God

20. The road you choose... Will you take me with you? God

21. Follow me. God

22. … and when you want to know what God wants to say … R ead The Bible Have you read by best seller? It’s quite a challenge. God.

23. With pleasure I will carry your cross, come God.

24. You are not alone, you have me God.

25. Trust in me God.

26. I want the best gift for you God.

27. Put yourself in my hands and watch God.

28. I am looking for you. Answer me. God.

29. Don't drop me. God. I hope you share this mesage, … God bless you.