1. Hi! The following came from a campaign by the church of Singapore. I hope you like them …

2. Please, do not drink when you drive -- You are not ready to see me yet. God.

3. Can you imagine what air would cost if someone else provided it? God

4. What do I have to do to get your attention? Advertise on Facebook? God

5. Earth people, do not treat me like a martian. God

6. I thought about making the world black and white. But then I said... naaah! God

7. If you missed the dawn that I made for you today, it does not matter. I will make you another tomorrow. God

8. How can you be a self-made-man? I remember making you in my image. God

9. If you think Michaelangelo is amazing, you should see my greatest masterpiece. Just look in the mirror. God

10. Do not forget your umbrella. I have to water the plants. God

11. In my opinion, you are the most beautiful creature in the world OK, I’m biased. God

12. Come to my house on Sunday before the game. God

13. Come and bring the children. God

14. What part of “Thou shalt not...” don’t you understand? God

15. We need to talk. God

16. I love weddings, invite me to yours. God

17. This “Love thy neighbor”... I meant it. God

18. I love you, and you, and you, and you, and you... God

19. The road you choose... Will you take me with you? God

20. Follow me. God

21. … and when you want to know what God is saying … R ead The Bible Have you read my best seller recently? It tells quite a story. God

22. With pleasure I will carry your cross -- come and follow Me. God

23. You are not alone, you have me God

24. Trust in me God

25. I want the best in life for you God Al Mendoza

26. Put yourself in my hands and see what I can do God

27. I am looking out for you – please follow me. Watch what we can do together! God

28. Don’t drop me. God You’re always welcomed at Wesley United Church