1. My Teacher Got Run Over By a Reindeer

2. My teacher got run over by a reindeer Walking home from New Hope
Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and my class, we believe

3. She'd been gradin’ our test papers And we'd begged her not to go But then she heard that bell ring So she sprinted out the door into the snow

4. When they found her Christmas mornin' At the scene of the attack There were hoof prints on her forehead And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back

5. My teacher got run over by a reindeer Walking home from New Hope
Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and my class, we believe

6. Now we’re so proud of the students They’ve been takin' this so well See them in there readin’ science
Playin’ games and passing notes- whose gonna tell?

7. It's not Christmas without teacher All of New Hope’s dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

8. My teacher got run over by a reindeer Walking home from New Hope
Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and my class, we believe

9. Now the test is on the table
And the homework’s on the board
But since no one’s here to grade it
We just threw that work she left us on the floor

10. I've warned all my friends and neighbors Better watch out for yourselves They should never give a license To a man who drives a sleigh
and plays with elves

11. My teacher got run over by a reindeer Walking home from New Hope
Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and my class, we believe

12. My teacher got run over by a reindeer Walking home from New Hope
Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and my class, we believe