1. Written and performed by Simon Hudson © 2014, Simon Hudson

2. The problem is with the users, the PM said to me They just don’t have a clue, as anyone can see I said that's not unusual, when considered logically There must be fifty ways to screw up SharePoint!

3. You know you do your best, but problems do intrude, From server installation to requirements misconstrued So I must say again, at the risk of being rude There must be fifty ways to screw up SharePoint Fifty ways to screw up SharePoint

4. Avoid feedback, Jack Don't make a good plan, Stan Leave it to comms Tom, Don't need an IA Go live in a rush, Gus Don't even consult much Blame IT, Lee Get devs to write code

5. We did the very, very best we ever could We did all the things the manual said we should Installed with single every option set to on There must be fifty ways to set up SharePoint

6. So we uninstalled it all to start again from scratch But we realised too soon we'd met our match The default settings just won’t let it fly There must be fifty ways to screw up SharePoint!

7. Avoid feedback, Jack Don't make a good plan, Stan Leave it to comms Tom, Don't need an IA Go live in a rush, Gus Don't even consult much Blame IT, Lee Get devs to write code

8. She said, "It grieves me to see users in such pain; There must be something we could do to make them smile again." I said, "Thank heavens, and could you please explain About the fifty ways?"

9. She said, "Why don't we both start again, anew; With business strategy and a major goal or two Appoint a steering board who'll navigate us through The fifty ways to screw up SharePoint The fifty ways to screw up SharePoint

10. Heed feedback, Jack We'll make a good plan, Stan Engage with comms Tom, We'll craft IA We'll even discuss with Gus We gonna consult very much Work with IT; you'll see; SharePoint set free