1. 2009 ‘‘BLONDE’’ CALENDAR

2. Miss January “Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight”

3. Miss February “Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels
Miss February “Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won`t fit in typewriter!!!”

4. Miss March “Got excited. finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months
Miss March “Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!”

5. Miss April “Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out !!!”

6. Miss May “Tried to make Kool-Aid
Miss May “Tried to make Kool-Aid cups of water won`t fit into those little packets !!!”

7. Miss June “Tried to go water skiing. couldn`t find a lake with a slope

8. Miss July “Lost breast stroke swimming competition
Miss July “Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms !!!”

9. Miss August “Got locked out of car in rain storm
Miss August “Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.”

10. Miss September “The capital of California is "C".....isn`t it ?”

11. Miss October “Hate M & M`s.....they are so hard to peel.”

12. Miss November “Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days
Miss November “Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!”

13. Miss December “Couldn`t call 911. "duh"
Miss December “Couldn`t call "duh".....there`s no "eleven" button on the phone !!!”

14. 2009
What a year!!!