1. Why Men Don’t Live As Long As Women

2. Standing on a bucket on TOP of a ladder, brilliant.

3. That CAN'T be right…

4. Ummmm?.at least someone's holding the ladder steady

5. Isn't this a violation of the seatbelt laws?

6. Shouldn't he be wearing a lifejacket?? (Also fits under you might be a red neck?)

7. Wonder what HE makes an hour? It can't be enough.

8. Who needs a truck?

9. Oh yeah, THAT's safe!

10. HMMM, maybe he couldn't see the huge yellow sign that said CLEARANCE.

11. Hey, I strapped it down.

12. Hey, he has a special license to drive that truck.

13. It starts at a young age and men just get worse.

14. You hold it while I whack it with this hammer.

15. A new OSHA approved substitute for ladders.

16. Ropes are for sissies.

17. All I want to know is, HOW?

18. In a hurry?

19. I can cut it down AND load it in the truck!!

20. Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages