1. B EHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF

2. A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG... YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER

3. I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER

4. C OFFEE, C HOCOLATE, MEN … SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

5. I 'M OUT OF ESTROGEN And I HAVE A GUN

6. W ARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

7. O F COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

8. D O NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN

9. A LL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

10. And last but not least: IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

11. S end this to your friends and brighten their day! If you send this to 3 of your friends (men or women) you will see a bunch of little Ebbies run across your screen. You send this to more than 3 friends (men or women) there will be Chatta's chasing those Ebbies!! (Ya gotta do it - it really does work!! Cute little guys!!)