2. Welcome to week five. I don’t fancy yours or mine– We’ll meet the next pair of desperate wallflowers, hoping for ANYONE to ask them for a dance in France We’ll also see what happened to Lincoln and Lurch as they ran the gauntlet on last week’s date ------- But first, let’s see just exactly what’s on offer for the teams this week. This couple were randomly selected by Rebecca, a virgin (Via Spain) atlantic massage therapist

3. Mmmmmm – let’s see---- Vital Statistics Rankings & Barr Cup Points record A bloke with a rusty old set of clubs------------ And a set of clubs with a rusty old bloke---------- The best of both worlds, or your worst nightmare? H.R.HBanjo FHOGS RANK BC RANK FOURBALLS TOTALBALLS FOURSKINS FOURSOMES SINGLES TOTAL TildesleyMann 3 6 3 1 0.5 2 9.5 8 11 3 2 0 1 0.5 6.5

4. Now lets look what happened to last week’s blind date Although not a 100% turn out at the polls, The Audience at Home did vote in large numbers. And following the instructions for once did not cause any problems ! The result was a clear majority-------- Although the apparent absence of tactical voting did allay any fears the committee might have had that any ‘organisation’ might arise from the masses.

5. The Audience offered these two to ------- The Girls Who did not hesitate in their haste to Ditch

6. BARR CUP 2003 The Girls TEAM RECORD PL W H L PTS FOURBALLS 18 8 1 9 8.5 TOTALBALLS 14 8 0 6 8 FOURSKINS 10 5 0 5 5 FOURSOMES 14 6 5 3 8.5 SINGLES 14 9 0 5 9 TOTAL 70 36 6 28 39 FHOGS RANK BC RANK FOURBALLS TOTALBALLS FOURSKINS FOURSOMES SINGLES TOTAL FHOGS RANK BC RANK FOURBALLS TOTALBALLS FOURSKINS FOURSOMES SINGLES TOTAL FHOGS RANK BC RANK FOURBALLS TOTALBALLS FOURSKINS FOURSOMES SINGLES TOTAL FHOGS RANK BC RANK FOURBALLS TOTALBALLS FOURSKINS FOURSOMES SINGLES TOTAL Black (acting) Kelly (acting) TEAM RECORD PL W H L PTS FOURBALLS 7 3 0 4 3 TOTALBALLS 6 1 0 5 1 FOURSKINS 4 2 0 2 2 FOURSOMES 6 3 0 3 3 SINGLES 6 2 1 3 2.5 TOTAL 29 11 1 17 11.5 KellyShanks The Boys 19 18 0 1 20 17 1 0 1 0 2 12 15 1 0 1.5 2 4.5 4 3 4 3 1 1.5 1 10.5 EmpsJones 6 5 2 1 2 2.5 9.5 1 12 2.5 1 6.5 KimberlinRoberts 13 4 1 3 2 10 0 TownsendMacCuish????? ? 16 18 0 0 0 1 0 1 14 1 2.5 2 2 3 12 LintonSharpe