1. To all of my cocky friends & family members who are Chicago Bears Fans: Yes, you may have won two games against my Packers this year and claim this as your “Super Bowl,” but I want to remind you what will be happening on January 12 th, 2008

2. This is what Lambeau Field will look like

3. This is what Soldier Field will look like: (Can’t you just hear the crickets chirping?)

4. Brett Favre will be reading defenses and passing for records

5. The only thing Rex Grossman will be reading is the “Help Wanted” section as he recalls his glory days

6. Kyle Orton will be passing out with his frat buddies

7. AJ Hawk will be falling back into coverage

8. Lance Briggs will be checking his insurance coverage

9. Nick Barnett will be tackling people

10. Brian Urlacher will be using his tackle box

11. Donald Driver will be pumping up the crowd

12. Devin Hester will be pumping gas into his hoopti in Miami as he parties with his University of Miami pals

13. Kabeer Gbaja Biamila will be smiling as he goes for the sack

14. Tank Johnson will be smiling all the way to the bank because the Bears sacked him

15. Saint Vince is smiling in Heaven…

16. …while George Halas is rolling over in his grave

17. Don’t be too upset though Bear fans….

18. At least you aren’t Viking fans….

19. So I will leave you with one last thought from the future first ballot Hall of Fame inductee…

20. MMD01012008