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1 New Age Potential Questionnaire The College Of Metaphysical Studies Online School (Click Left, Space Bar or Enter To Advance Each Page)
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2 The New Age is a very loose mixture of ancient mythologies, modern science and Eastern religions that defies precise definition. The New Age is dedicated to increasing personal and planetary awareness, that is essential for avoiding life-flunking and unwanted incarnations. On the right you will find a sample of a typical New Age prayer.
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3 The following questionnaire has been designed specifically to provide a fair evaluation of your intrinsic New Age knowledge as well as to give you a pretty good idea of your New Age potential and chances of getting life right the first time around. Answer the following questions as best you can without consulting Jean Dixon, Dear Abby, or anyone who has been dead for over 5,000 years.
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4 1. You think of life as... a) a grind b) a magazine c) a learning experience
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5 2. You think of death as... a) painful b) final c) a new beginning
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6 3. You believe that chakras are... a) candy bars b) a spicy Pakistani curry dish c) important for body and soul togetherness
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7 4. You think a high colonic is... a) the Eiffel Tower b) a tall spiritual leader c) inspirational irrigation and a good time
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8 5. You think ESP is... a) something women have before their periods b) a high-performance motor oil c) a natural potentiality
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9 6. You believe that Lazarus is... a) someone raised from the dead by Jesus b) a 100% pure bioactive vegetable mouthwash c) a channeled entity who talks funny
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10 7. You think the right brain is... a) correct b) creative c) not in YOUR head
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11 8. You think the left brain is... a) logical b) liberal c) not always right
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12 9. You think yin and yang... a) can't mate in captivity b) are Chinese traffic signals c) are made for each other
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13 10. You think the astral plane is... a) faster than the Concorde b) an outer-space woodworking tool c) a soul-service rest area
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14 11. You feel that cigarettes are... a) a nasty habit b) carcinogenic c) okay if sansemilla
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15 12. You thank people for sharing... a) their seats b) beach houses c) detailed descriptions of intimate bodily functions
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16 13. You think an out-of-body experience is... a) having a baby b) faking an orgasm c) better than the Bahamas
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17 14. You think a mantra is... a) a giant insect b) a Korean car c) a sacred chant
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18 15. You would be most upset if you were... a) out of money b) out of luck c) out of herbal tea
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19 16. You believe that essential oils are... a) ingredients in shampoo b) low in cholesterol c) physically uplifting
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20 17. You think channeling is... a) switching TV stations b) swimming from France to England c) a rewarding dead entity job
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21 18. You think Machu Picchu is... a) a famous French mime b) a spicy Pakistani rice dish c) a Peruvian global power plant
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22 How did you score… How did you score… If you answered c) to all or most of the questions: Your New Age potential is undeniable. You're not only ready to learn how to avoid reincarnation, you're willing and able to die right now. If you didn't answer c) to all or most of the questions: Your New Age potential is a cosmic joke. Don't worry about reincarnating -- nobody even knows you're alive!
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23 We hope you have enjoyed this presentation. Should you desire additional information on this subject we suggest you consider ordering our course: CT-103 A New Consciousness for a New Age EP-111 Introduction to the Aquarian Age EP-112 A Metaphysical View of the Aquarian Age You can find a complete listing of our courses on our website at http://www.cms.edu/descrip.html http://www.cms.edu/descrip.html The College of Metaphysical Studies (CMS), located in Clearwater, Florida, has been a leader in metaphysical and spiritual education since 1986. CMS was formed after extensive evaluation of the educational needs of the Metaphysical, New Age, New Thought, Neo-Pagan and modern spiritual communities. We are authorized by the Commission for Independent Education, Independent Colleges and Universities, Florida Department of Education to operate as a private, non-secular college and to issue Associate, Bachelor, Master and Doctorate Degrees in metaphysics, religion, spiritual awareness, spiritual and holistic healing, esoteric studies, parapsychology, and the entire allied metaphysical field. CMS trains and certifies ministers, spiritual and holistic healers, teachers, pastoral counselors, mediums, intuitive practitioners, past-life regression facilitators and administrators. Certification is by the New Awareness Ministries, International (NAMI). (See the next slide for contact information)
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24 The College of Metaphysical Studies 18514 U.S. Hwy. 19 North Suite B Clearwater, Florida 33764 Phone: 727 538-9976 Fax: 727 539-READ 800 780 META E-mail: meta@gte.net Visit our award-winning website at: www.cms.edu www.cms.edu “When the student is ready, the teacher will appear”
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