1. Life’s Mysteries

2. How can Tweety Bird keep his balance on that bloody swing with such a massive head?

3. If Popeye y Olive Oyl are single and never had Sex... Then where the hell did Popeye Jr. come from and why does he look so much like Wimpy the Hamburger Addict?

4. If the Coyote had enough money to buy thousands of crappy ACME devices to trap the Roadrunner, why didn’t he ever just go out and buy himself some nice BBQ chicken With Chips and a Coke?

5. Why did Superman, Batman and everyone in the Justice League where their undies over their pants?

6. Thinking about the effect that Spinach has on Popeye... ¿was it really Spinach? ¿Maybe it was marijuana mixed with cocaine?

7. What kind of shit do the seven dwarves drink so that after 20 hours of work they can walk out of that mine singing and whistling, the little bastards?

8. Don’t you think that the Pink Panther was the first Gay Culture icon which was mass marketed? The Pink Panther.. ¿was it he or she? Had it had an operation or not? Why was it always naked and you could never see “it”?

9. Why did Little Red Riding Hood have to ask so many questions before realising that Grandma was really the Big Bad Wolf?. Was she mentally challenged or blind ?

10. Why do all the Disney characters wear white gloves and only have four fingers? Maybe it’s a subliminal message confirming extraterrestrial life?

11. How could Heidi’s Grandfather maintain a chalet in the Swiss Alps on the crappy pension?

12. Why does the Incredible Hulk manage to destroy all his clothes except his pants? Are they stretchy? Or is he just VERY small down there?

13. Why do all the bad guys want to destroy the planet? Where the hell to they expect to live afterwards? IDIOTS!

14. And, why do the Flintstones celebrate Christmas when they lived WAY before Christ?