1. Grass is stupid what else can be said? So is your lawn.
Fuck Me in the Grass
Grass is stupid what else can be said? So is your lawn.

2. Okay there is more to say
Where do lawns come from?
Do lawn really have use?
Are lawn important?
Should we even have lawns to begins with?

3. How much do we have here in lawns?
The U.S. has 4,000,000 acres of lawns of nothing but grass.
The grass industry is worth about $40 billon dollars.
The average lawns uses 10,000 gallons of water a year.

4. Laws with lawns
To some people lawns never go grown they are green all year lawn.
You need St. Augustine Grass. (Uses 40,000 gallons of water a year, Insects love eating it too.)
your lawn must be mowed.
Most of theses are enforced by the National Homeowner Association. A.K.A. lawn Nazis
Lawn Nazi

5. No ones been thrown in jail for not taking care of their lawn
Joseph Prudente

6. Joseph Prudente
In 2008, 66 year old Joseph Prudente was arrested for simply not having a green lawn. This Grandfather who was jailed without bail because his lawn was brown.

7. Lawns are stupid and useless.