1. Engine Strike

2. Yet another engine strike

3. Scene cut from Alfred Hitchcocks “The Birds”

4. Racing for the photo finish

5. Where do I dock this thing!!

6. Over 80 people died in this including 3 of the pilots

7. Well its longer than the last one!!

8. Which way to the launch pad?

10. Stunt driver!!

11. Changing rooms

12. Damn, that was a big budgie!!

13. Not that lever till we are airborne…..stupid.

14. Ya big bully, wait your turn.

15. There goes my no claims bonus.

16. Let’s go around & try with the gear down.

17. Lets hide it here

18. I tell you the front brake locked on!!

19. Do Quik-Fit do airborne punctures captain?

20. Novel crop dusting!!

21. This is how Boeings mate.

22. I think you over filled the washer bottle

23. Get outa my way groundhog!!

24. I tell you it WAS a sparrow!!

26. Where does this bit go?

27. Your supposed to push from the front gear idiot!!

29. Lets play chicken

30. I cannot feel you, are you in yet?