2. Intelligence is like undergarments. Good to have Bad to show

3. WOMEN KNOW §MORE THEY OBEY §MORE THEY RULE

4. Never overestimate a woman you may regret Never underestimate a woman you may regret.

5. WHEN MONEY SPEAKS THE TRUTH IS SILENT

6. You did touch me but didn’t feel my pain.

7. Those who wish to sing always find a song

8. IF YOU RISK NOTHING YOU RISK EVERYTHING

9. LIGHTER YOU ARE FASTER YOU RISE

10. WHO SAYS NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE? I’VE BEEN DOING NOTHING FOR YEARS

11. TREAT EVERY ONE WITH POLITENESS NOT BECAUSE EVERY ONE IS NICE BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE

12. EVERY BURNED BOOK ENLIGHTENS THE WORLD

13. Women’s rights are men’s duties

14. GLASS IS HALF FULL HOW MUCH IS LIFE?

15. ULCERS ARE NOT CAUSED BY WHAT YOU EAT BUT WHAT EATS YOU

16. WE DON’T STOP PLAYING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD WE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP PLAYING

17. WE OCCASIONALLY STUMBLE OVER TRUTH AND SUDDENLY GET UP AS IF NOTHING HAS HAPPENED

18. WE OFTEN FORGIVE THOSE WHO BORE US BUT NOT THOSE WHO FIND US BORING

19. MAN IS ONLY ANIMAL WHO GOES FOR SLEEP WHEN NOT SLEEPY AND GETS UP WHEN HE IS

20. DON’T BE HUMBLE YOU ARE NOT SO GREAT

21. SUCCESS IS RELATIVE MORE SUCCESS MORE RELATIVES

22. POOR ARE POOR BECAUSE RICH ARE RICH

23. IF YOU GET UP FROM PRAYERS AS A CHANGED PERSON YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN HEARD

24. EXPLOIT OR GET EXPLOITED

25. When motives are wrong nothing is right

26. BE AFRAID OF THOSE WHO ARE NOT AFRAID OF GOD

27. DO WORK OR TAKE CREDIT

28. Anybody travelling by bus after 40 is failure

29. Creativity comes from zeal to make some money

30. MY LIFE IS LIKE A BROKEN PENCIL IT IS POINTLESS

31. SUCCESS IS 1% PERSPIRATION 99% SELF PROMOTION

32. DOCTORS BURY THEIR MISTAKES §LAWYERS HANG THEM §JOURNALISTS PUT THEM ON FRONT PAGE.

33. DOCTOR FELT MY POCKET AND SAID NOTHING CAN BE DONE.

34. DON’T DISTURB ALREADY DISTURBED

35. History judges the looser Winner is always right

36. HIGH LIVING AND HIGH THINKING ARE POLES APART

37. IN PAST PEOPLE NEVER QUESTIONED EXISTENCE OF GOD BECAUSE THEY KNEW HE EXISTS §IN FUTURE ALSO THEY WILL NOT §BECAUSE THEY WILL KNOW HE DOESN’T.

38. GOD GIVE ME COURAGE TO DO WHAT I CAN HUMILITY TO ADMIT WHAT I CAN’T AND WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

39. ONE MAN’S ERROR IS OTHER MAN’S DATA

40. HARDWORK HAS NEVER HURT ANYBODY BUT WHY TAKE CHANCE

41. CONSISTENCY IS LAST REFUSE OF THOSE WHO ARE UNIMAGINATIVE

42. NEVER POSTPONE ANY THING TO TOMMOROW WHAT YOU CAN TO A DAY AFTER

43. SHIPS ARE SAFE IN HARBOUR BUT THEY ARE NOT MADE TO BE THERE

44. DO TO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO TO YOU

45. BE GOOD TO OTHERS ON YOUR WAY UP YOU MAY NEED THEM ON YOUR WAY DOWN

46. Trying to understand God is like a toy trying to understand man.

47. NOBODY IS PERFECT §I AM NOBODY §THERFORE I AM PERFECT

48. GOOD ENGINEERING COMES OUT OF GOOD EXPERIENCE BUT GOOD EXPERIENCE COMES OUT OF BAD ENGINEERING

49. Wine is God’s second best gift to man.

50. SOME CAUSE HAPPINESS WHEREVER THEY GO OTHERS WHENEVER THEY GO

51. LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU CRY AND WORLD LAUGHS MORE LOUDLY

52. PESSIMIST SEES DIFFICULTY IN EVERY OPPORTUNITY OPTIMIST SEES OPPORTUNITY IN EVERY DIFFICULTY

53. IS THERE ANY LIFE ON EARTH ?

54. FRONT BENCHERS IN SCHOOLS ARE BACK BENCHERS IN LIFE

55. Be polite to others till you make some money. Thereafter others will be polite to you.

56. BELIEVE IN MIRACLES BUT DON’T DEPEND ON THEM

57. Man is a social animal. Without society he is nothing but animal Yet many behave as if they are self made.

58. LIVING WITH CONSCIENCE IS LIKE DRIVING WITH BREAKS ON

59. ANXIETY DOESN’T EMPTY TOMORROW’S SORROW BUT EMPTIES TODAY’S STRENGTH

60. FOR A PESSIMIST A PROBLEM IS TOO BIG TO HIT FOR OPTIMIST IT IS TOO BIG TO MISS

61. Women are like tea bags. When they are in hot water, you know how strong they are.

62. YOU MAY BE ONLY ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD BUT TO ONE YOU CAN BE WORLD

63. YOU MUST BE THE CHANGE YOU WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD

64. Husbands expect their wife to be perfect and understand why they themselves aren’t.

65. WHOEVER FOLLOWS THE CROWD WILL NOT BE FOLLOWED BY CROWD

66. In fight between you and world always support the world

67. SPEECH SOULD BE LONG ENOGH TO COVER THE SUBJECT SHORT ENOUGH TO BE INTERESTING

68. Happiness is a period between two periods of unhappiness

69. WHAT COMES FROM HEART GOES TO HEART

70. WORK IS A CURSE FOR DRINKING CLASS

71. Those who don’t give smile need it most.

72. IN ADVERTISEMENTS WHAT BIG PRINTS GIVE SMALL PRINTS TAKE AWAY

73. NO GOD NO PEACE KNOW GOD KNOW PEACE

74. TO PREVENT FUTURE GENERATIONS FROM HEREDITARY DISEASES KEEP YOURSELF IN GOOD HEALTH

75. DO BAD AND REMEMBER DO GOOD AND FORGET

76. Every rich may not love his city. but those who do must be rich.

77. MAKE FRIENDS §BEFORE §YOU NEED THEM

78. IS THERE ANY LIFE AFTER BIRTH ?

79. WHEN GOING GETS TOUGH TOUGH GET GOING

80. EARN BUT DON’T BURN

81. GIVE PEANUTS GET MONKEYS

82. MAN MAKES MONEY OR MONEY MAKES MAN?

83. WORK IS LAST REFUSE TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO

84. FIRST OUR PLEASURES DIE §THEN OUR HOPES DIE §THEN OUR FEARS DIE §AND THEN ….. WE DIE

85. HARDWORK DOSEN’T GUARANTEE SUCCESS BUT IMPROVES ITS CHANCES

86. CIRCUMSTANCES DO NOT MAKE ME THEY REVEAL ME

87. One who causes anger is excused. One who gets is accused

88. HOME IS WHERE YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE NOBODY LISTENS

89. A SAGE WHO IS ANGRY CEASES TO BE SAGE

90. A FRIEND NOT IN NEED IS FRIEND INDEED

91. ONE WHO COMMANDS WISELY IS OBEYED CHEERFULLY

92. THOSE WHO LIVE TO LEARN LEARN TO LIVE

93. WE LEARN FROM HISTORY THAT WE DON’T LEARN FROM HISTORY

94. IN PROSPERITY OUR FRIEND KNOW US IN ADVERSITY WE KNOW OUR FRIENDS

95. TWO THINGS ONE SHOULD NOT BE ANGRY AT §ONE WHICH ARE WITHIN OUR CONTROL §OTHERS WHICH ARE BEYOND.

96. IT IS BETTER TO TRY SOMETHING AND FAIL THAN TRY NOTHING AND SUCCEED.

97. A YAWN IS A SILENT SHOUT

98. THE MAN IS RICHEST WHOSE PLEASURES ARE CHEAPEST

99. HE WHO HESITATES IS BOSSED.

100. WHEN IN DOUBT SPEAK TRUTH

101. SEVERAL EXCUSES ARE LESS CONVINCING THAN ONE

102. ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO DON’T WAIT.

103. SQUEAKY WHEEL DOESN’T ALWAYS GET THE OIL SOMETIMES IT GETS REPLACED

104. IT IS WOMAN’S PREROGATIVE TO CHANGE HER MIND.

105. PEOPLE WHO READ ARE PEOPLE WHO LEAD

106. WISDOM COMES WHEN IT FAILS YOU

107. CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME AND ENDS THERE

108. FRIENDS COME AND GO BUT ENEMIES ACCUMULATE

109. THE BEST WAY OUT OF DIFFICULTY IS THROUGH IT

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