3. HELP!!! Someone dial 911, I'm being mauled by a troll!'

4. 'I swear a Big Doberman busted in and just tore the place up....'

5. How to tell when its time to make your kids sleep in their own bed...

6. 'Ahhh, the fresh, relaxing aroma of feet.......'

7. ' Harlem Globetrotters here I come'

8. Par-tay, Par-tay, Par-tay!

9. 'Uh, cat? What cat?'

10. There's no explaining Love

11. 'HELLOOOO' CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??

12. Peace Brother!!!

13. 'I don't know. Maybe it's a chew toy'

14. Mad Skills...

15. If you need assistance smiling, there's always help!

16. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably... And never regret anything that made you smile.