1. This Briefing is: UNCLASSIFIED Headquarters Air Combat Command Carl M Drechsel, NE HQ ACC/A7OI 19 NOV 2013 20 Years of “What Were You Thinking?”

2. Disclaimer This briefing is based on true events, however, locations and all persons appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real people, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Names and locations have been changed to protect the innocent. I apologize beforehand if I in any way offend, insult, slight or poke fun at any personnel present or absent for this briefing. It is not intentional upon my part. Any views or opinions presented in this briefing are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of United States Air Force Air Combat Command. Viewer desecration recommended.

3. Introduction The General Duty Clause of the United States Occupational Safety and Health Act (Federal OSHA) states: [1] [1] 29 U.S.C. § 654, 5(a)1: Each employer shall furnish to each of his employees employment and a place of employment which are free from recognized hazards that are causing or are likely to cause death or serious physical harm to his employees." 29 U.S.C. § 654, 5(a)2: Each employer shall comply with occupational safety and health standards promulgated under this act. 29 U.S.C. § 654, 5(b): Each employee shall comply with occupational safety and health standards and all rules, regulations, and orders issued pursuant to this Act which are applicable to his own actions and conduct.

4. Worse Case - Fuel Farm Fire

5. Collapsed Rail Car

6. Fuel Spill

7. Fuel Leak

8. Gas Stations – Simple. Right?

9. Combustible Materials

10. Explosion Proof Electrical

11. Leaks – Improper Installation

12. No Spill Pan

13. Expiration Date 02/11/2011

14. So What Else?

15. Current Drain HOSE CAMLOCK DRAIN VALVE ELECTRICAL

16. Interesting

17. Buried Flanges

18. Pipe Repair 101 - It Still Leaks

19. Fire Hose Adapter – Low Point

20. What Pipe Size Should I Use?

21. What Is This?

22. Belzona On Hot Pit System

23. Belzona On Type III

24. Proper Fitting?

25. Creative Welding

26. Fillstand - At Least It Is GFCI

27. Explosion Proof Fitting

30. Why Is This Outside?

31. Main Disconnect – Poison Ivy

32. OSHA

33. Secured Lock-Out Tag-Out?

34. Keyed Interlock?

35. Endangered Species

36. Repetitive Redundancy

37. Which One?

38. Maybe This One?

39. Will This One Really Work?

40. I Dare You To Press the E-Stop

41. “A+” For Originality

42. Do You Really Want A Shower?

43. Taco Tank

44. Tank Implosion

45. Future Failure 1.0

46. Future Failure 2.0

47. Future Failure 3.0

48. Failure Complete

49. Tell Tale – Opened or Closed?

50. When Was This Last Tested?

51. How Does High Level Work?

52. I Hope No Jet Fuel Is There

53. Does Water Get Into The Tank?

54. Broken

55. Would You Climb This Tank?

56. Acceptable Atmosphere

57. Primary Seal Failure

58. What Is Live Loading?

59. And The Stairs Are Different?

60. Is This Good or Bad?

61. Corrosion Control

62. Never Under-Estimate Humans

63. Good Intentions

64. Not A Good Sign

65. Loading Rack Fire

66. Only A Matter of Time

67. Definitely Not Good

68. Spill Containment

70. Properly Grounded?

71. Should We Move The Truck?

72. Good To The Last Drop

73. Has Not Failed - Yet

74. Expiration Date 04/10/2010

75. Cool & Dry Storage

76. Filter Vessels 101

82. Filter Vessel 101

83. Filter Vessels 101

84. Guess We Cut Elements In Half?

85. “Slinky’ed” Fuel Pipe

86. Why Does The Pipe Move?

87. Double – Wall System

88. Split Pipe Support - Ice

89. Walked By Every Day

90. How Does Bond Breaker Work?

91. Fully Adjustable Support

92. Calibrated Rock

93. Low Point or Pipe Support

94. Not Even Touching

95. Failed Pipe Support

96. What Holds The Pipe Down?

97. Don’t Touch

98. I Love The Smell Of Ozone In The Morning!

99. 32mm vs 65mm

100. Specifications – Not Just For Construction

101. ????

102. Thank You!