1. Presenting Like Jagger "You never really know what's going to happen. You never know what the audience is going to be like or how they're going to behave." - Mick Jagger Buck Woody

2. Content is *Not* King The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing Content is King “I haven't had the time to plan returning to the music scene because I haven't left it.” - Mick Jagger

3. Rule of Threes Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be Fast, ____ and Easy Inform, Persuade or ______ Veni, Vedi, _______ _____, _____ and Rock and Roll I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

4. One Question to Rule Them All Every ______ Should/Must ______ Because _____ Goes to: “Every team-member DBA Should learn PowerShell Because automation is the only way to survive.” Goes to: “A lone DBA survives in the land of hordes of users and developers: A PowerShell Tale” My secrets must be poetic to be believable. - Mick Jagger

5. "Some Things Just Stick in Your Mind"