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“and God stood in heaven and proclaimed in a deep and awe inspiring voice, let their be…”
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“…and everything to do with monkeys”
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God was walking thru heaven,.,.,. Nah wait a minute God was rolling thru heaven in his Toyota supra (that’s better)
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As he was cruising he glanced out of his window down on to the world he had recently created and thought that it lacked something. MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS
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So God took it to the board of directors (being God urd of thought he wouldn’t have to) “We need monkeys” “don’t be daft g- man” “we don’t need monkeys there stupid and fick creatures” “We wish you a merry xmas” This didn’t impress god
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“Damn u all to satins HELLLLLLLLLLLLL” Saying this god whips out his MP5-SD5 and wages war on the directors
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Ha ha die weird Chinese man
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“U cannot kill me god I shall set trinity and the evil staring eyes on u” “she can not kill me”
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“Damn that hurt.., but she is no good against my SAM launcher”
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Trinity noo U killed my pussy u bas Shut up crazy white virgin
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Now what Father, Trinity could be a great help, and I for one welcome monkeys.lord I can resurrect her Go on then. hurry this coming of Christ would be nice
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Hermes give me speed, Zeus give me power, Hercules give me strength, Springer give me Steve Steve (God)
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Lo Steve By the power I stole from Springer I little choir boy command you trinity to rise from the ashes Ouch!
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End of part one Well that was fun
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Part 2 And Create Monkeys © ™ ®
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Lets create those monkeys Miawooooooo Yes…well…I will anyway.
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Ohh yea hold me down look out Its Da g-man coming thru
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Hello there I just created u Oh yea im a monkey wit a gun, im an stone cold killer
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Hi there monkey I see god finally created you then “grunt”
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End of part 2
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Part 3
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Show me wot your got dumb monkey F*** “grunt”
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-7HP Final fantasy style
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My turn
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Go laser eyes
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Crazy bitch cat I aint finished yet
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Crazy lightning bolt
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End of part 4
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Damn life force fading eye sight going. Blah blah blah blah.ugghhhghgh
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What you going to do know I am gonna tear you limb from limb
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Part 5
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You wont dare Wanna bet monkey boy?!?! Come my followers!
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Now what you going to do?
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I will… Before you answerer…
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My friends attack
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Meanwhile… Where is she? What's this?
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Its trinity wit a gun
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You hear ‘bout bill Yeah bullet went straight through the brain
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Die, you dumb dicks.
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Now its your turn?
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You cant escape me
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Just you and me now!! Bring it on!!
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End of part 5
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Part 6
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Trinity Monkey
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Fight Missed me!
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Gimme more
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Deploy singing hamster
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Wail wail wail wail my name is gail wail wail wail my name is gail Nooooooooo I canne take any more capn’ shes gonna blow
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Looks like I won, but the price was unbearable remember kids don’t play wit guns, lasers or SAM launcher, ask sam first.
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THE END
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Trinity Staring Monkey McGuire Joe Juilani Weird Chinese man Written, produced and directed by Cavell
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Virgin Mary LIL’ choir boy Steve Extras extras
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