1. Mindless Thoughts
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

2. Practice makes perfect..…!
But nobody's perfect...…!
So so why practice????

3. “If it's true that we are here to help others, ‘then, what exactly are the others here for?”

4. Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.

5. Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & VisaCard .

6. One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

7. Save water.
Shower with your girlfriend.

8. Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.

9. Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

10. Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

11. The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

12. Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop

13. Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children

14. "Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

15. There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning

16. "Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !

17. "Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !

18. God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

19. When two's company,
three's the result !

20. A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view

21. The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.