1. FULLEE FALTOO PJ Collection

2. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai? ► Adidas.

3. Ab thoda maths ho jaaye. According to new research, 3 +3 = 8 Kaise...............socho socho ► Very simple ……........... Galti se !!!!

4. In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How?................. ► A - The other 9 fish are crying

5. Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot.Why? ► Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.

6. One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow' sits on his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ? ► Ans. Because ‘sparrow' was the name of an elephant.

7. 10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ? ► One of them is a widow

8. What are the three versions of JAVA software? ► 1.) Mar JAVA ► 2.) Mit JAVA ► 3.) Kar JAVA

9. Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag. Why ? ► Because Sehwag is the Opener.

10. Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets 84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How? ► Sports Quota

11. Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police does not catch him. Why? ► Ans. Because he was walking.

12. What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....? ► Hasi na.

13. What wud u call a Gal who always pushes her father....? ► Push pa.

14. Once a cockroach was singing a song TERA TERA TERA SUROOR while he was walking on the road. But all of a sudden he died. Why? ► B'coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!!

15. Shahrukh khan ka plural? ► ICICI Bank ► Why? ► Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa! ► ICICI says - Hum hain naa!

16. What will you call a person who is departing from India? ► Hindustan Lever

17. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? ► Aamir Khan

18. Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega? ► Jal-andar Singh

19. Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar aa jaaye,toh uska naam kya hoga? ► soch maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baad naam kaise change hoga!

20. What is the Center of Gravity? ► its V.............. the center of "gra V ity.