1. Mr. Conner Blackman High School
Science Jokes
Mr. Conner
Blackman High School

2. Jokes 1
1. What has holes, but still holds water?
sponge

3. Joke 2
What’ the difference between a friendly dog and a marine biologist?
One’s a tail wagger; the other’s a whale tagger

4. Joke 3
What is the only thing that you can put in a bucket that will make it lighter?
A hole

5. Joke 3
There are three kinds of mathematicians: those who can count and those who cannot.

6. Joke 4 Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other Slide

7. Joke 5
How do cells communicate with each other?
By cellular phone