1. 1 Write down a 3 digit number so that the first and
third digits differ by more than one.
2 Now reverse the digits to form a second number.
3 Subtract the smaller number from the larger one.
4 Now reverse the digits in the answer you got in step 3
and add it to that number.
5 Multiply by one million.
6 Subtract 733,361,573.
7 Then, under each of the digits in your answer, write the
letter which corresponds to it using the following table:
0 --> Y > M 2 --> P
3 --> L > R > O
6 --> F 7 --> A > I
9 --> B
8 Now read your message backward.

2. Pick a number from 2 to 9. It can be 2 or it can be 9, or any number in between. 
Take that number that you've chosen, and multiply it by 9. 
That should give you a two digit number.  Take those two digits and add them together. 
Take the resulting number and subtract 5 from it. 
Take that number and correspond it to the alphabet, numbering the letters. A =1, B = 2,  C = 3, and so on. 
Take your letter, and think of a country  that begins with that letter. 
Take the last letter in the name of that country, and think of an animal. 
Now, take the last letter in the name of that animal, and think of a color. 
But remember...There are no ORANGE KANGAROOS in DENMARK.

3. Take the number of the month you were born. 
Multiply by 4. 
Add 13. 
Multiply by 25. 
Subtract 200.
Add the day of the month you were born. 
Multiply by 2. 
Subtract 40. 
Multiply by 50.
Add the last two digits of the year you were born.
Subtract 10,500.

4. Enter the first three digits of your phone number (Not the area code). 
Multiply by 80. 
Add 1. 
Multiply by 250. 
Add the last 4 digits of your phone number.
Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again. 
Subtract 250. 
Divide by 2.
Do you recognize the answer?

5. Think about the date of your birthday.
Multiply the number of the month of your birthday by 5.
Add 7.
Multiply by 4.
Add 13.
Multiply by 5.
Add the day of your birthday.
Subtract Write your answer.

6. Say cop three times
cop cop cop
What do you do when you come to a green light?
You go!

7. Say silk three times
Silk, silk, silk
What do cows drink
Milk

8. Say joke three times
joke joke joke
What is the white part an egg called
Egg white

9. Say jello three times
jello, jello, jello
What color is a green banana?
Green

10. Say ghost three times
ghost, ghost, ghost
What do you put in the toaster?
bread

11. Add 4+6
Add 3+7
Add 8+2
What is an aluminim can made out of?
aluminum

12. Mary’s father had 5 daughters, Nana, Nene, Nini, and Nono
Mary’s father had 5 daughters, Nana, Nene, Nini, and Nono. What is the name of the 5th daughter?
Mary

13. You are driving a bus with 8 people on the bus.
At the first stop, 3 people get on and 5 people get off.
At the second stop 4 people get off and 9 people get on.
At the last stop six people get off and 2 get on.
What is the bus drivers name?

14. A butcher is 5’10”, he has blond hair, blue eyes and his wife’s name is Sue.
What does he weigh?
Meat