1. Most of us want other people's children to behave the way ours should.

2. Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.

3. You can learn many things from children. You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. How much patience you have, for instance.

4. If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.

5. A child may not be able to lift too much, But it can certainly hold a marriage together.

6. Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.

7. The best thing to spend on your children is your time.

8. There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.

9. No two children are alike - particularly if one is yours and the other isn't.

10. By the time a man realizes that may be his father was right, he usually has a son who says, "Father, you are wrong !"

11. Hold your child's hand every chance you get. The time will come all too soon when he or she won't let you.

12. when the parent feels chilly. A sweater is usually put on a child

13. There is only one perfect child in this world, and every mother has it.

14. Children begin by loving their parents, as they grow, they judge them, very rarely, they forgive them.