1. A Few Simple Rules To Follow At Work You will always succeed

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3. Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he/she is supposed to be doing Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he/she is supposed to be doing At work, the authority of a person in inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying. At work, the authority of a person in inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying. Everything can be filed under “Miscellaneous” Everything can be filed under “Miscellaneous” Following the rules will not get the job done. Following the rules will not get the job done.

4. Getting the job done is no excuse for not the rules. Getting the job done is no excuse for not the rules. If it were not for the last minute, nothing would get done. If it were not for the last minute, nothing would get done. If you are really good, you will get out of it. If you are really good, you will get out of it. Publications that contain no errors, will develop errors at the printers !! ( YES )!! Publications that contain no errors, will develop errors at the printers !! ( YES )!!

5. Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.No matter how much you do, you never do enough. People who go conferences are the ones who shouldn’t.People who go conferences are the ones who shouldn’t. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

6. To err is human, to forgive is not our policy.To err is human, to forgive is not our policy. When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, “ how would a lone ranger handle this?When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, “ how would a lone ranger handle this?

7. When you do not know what to do, walk fast and look worried.When you do not know what to do, walk fast and look worried. You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.