1. Avoid the Hysteria

2. There’s a type of equation called a quadratic

3. That can make the math phobic go asthmatic

4. Clutching their throats, holding their chests

5. And living in fear of a chapter test

6. But there’s no need to worry and nothing to fear

7. Because all you need I’ve got right here

8. Quadratic formula Avoid the hysteria

9. ax 2 + bx + c = zero?

10. That’s your chance to be a math class hero

11. Plug in values, perform operations

12. And leave behind your quadratic frustrations.

13. Yeah, I know my rhymes are so cheesy

14. But you’ll be better off if you heed me!

15. Quadratic formula Avoid the hysteria

19. Created by Pete Vincelette 2009