1. Yes It Really Is English! Verbs, Contractions, Pronouns, Exclamations & Miscellaneous

2. Verbs art = are, as in “Why art thou sleeping in class?” dost = do, as in “Thou dost thyself harm by sleeping” -does, as in “Mary dost not like liver” hath = has, as in “Harold hath a tooth ache”

3. Contractions ‘tis = it is, as in “’Tis a pity thou art only two feet tall.” e’er = ever, as in “Don’t e’er eateth thy peas with a knife” oft = often, as “He oft neglecteth to doeth his homework.”

4. Pronouns ye = you, as in “Gather ye together to party.” thou = subject you, as in “Thou hadst better getteth it together.” thee = object you, as in “I love thee very much.”

5. Exclamations!!! marry = By God, as in “Marry, this is a delicious sandwich.” “anon = soon, or hurry up, as in “Anon, or we’ll be late for the show.”

6. Miscellaneous whither = where, as in “Whither hast mine pet skunk gone?” wherefore = why, as in “Wherefore hast thou not done your homework?” ere = before, as in “Don’t counteth thy chickens ere they’re hatched.”

7. Time to try them out! 1.Whither hast thou hidden mine jacket? 3.Ere ye cometh I’ the house, wipeth thy feet on the mat. 7. I beseech thee, wilt thou ope thy door wider so I can fetch thee horse i’?”

8. Continued… 14. Wherefore art thou hiding thy visage? 18.Dost thou haveth any aspirin? 23. Fetch mine slippers, Rover. 28. Soft! Ye wilt waketh the tiger.