1. Welcome to FOR 285 We shall discuss the contract between us.

2. Military, nontraditional, or transfer student? Forestry clubs (“RSOs”) are fantastic Get involved with things you [might] really enjoy

3. During lectures, take notes You look odd when you just sit there and stare at me Kidding! (Not really kidding)

4. During Discussions, Speak Up! All of us are responsible for avoiding the STP problem Same Ten People talking over and over Ask questions

5. Why doing well matters Student loans are like Justin Bieber They won’t go away no matter how much you wish they would Get your money’s worth! http://i.imgur.com/Tacdk.jpg

6. These days, no excuse for lost files Dropbox, Spideroak, BitTorrent Sync Skydrive, iCloud Thumb drive USB, eSATA drive Network-attached storage (NAS) Gmail, Outlook Google Drive Ask the NSA for a copy

8. I Want To Be This Guy: Don’t waste your classmates’ time and money with your late assignments. In the Real World, late = “don’t bother turning it in.”

9. Intern Intern Intern Intern Intern The job market is strong and competitive Employers don’t owe you anything Now is the time to begin out-competing your peers

10. My old students ask me for suggestions on whom to hire Be that person! To recommend you, I have to be able to identify you That’s tough in a fifty person (or online!) class So, stand out

11. Get to know your profs This is how you get connected with research projects, internships, and summer work Current research: lasers, infrared detectors, robotics, trail construction, custom sensors, smartphone apps Recent student internships and summer positions: Alaska, Wyoming, Missouri, etc.

12. Recommendation letters Your spot in this class is, by itself, not enough contact for me to provide you a meaningful recommendation letter. These letters take time—a request to me two days before the application deadline is probably going to be gently rejected.

13. Visit during office hours I survived crushed 9 years of college and graduate school Professors have connections Learn how we think [and write exams!] I hire students that I know & trust, not others

14. Skipping class is your call You are an adult “Not going to class is like renting a hotel room and sleeping on the street” Despite the creative and heartfelt excuses they receive, employers just fire people who don’t show up–work ethic is easy to spot.

15. And THIS drives me nuts

16. Also, I want to be this guy:

17. But am unable to, when

18. Worried about your grade? Talk with me about a fun extra credit project involving research, some form of forest recreation, etc. Talk with me early in the semester; after midterms is far too late

19. We’ll do a lot to avoid

21. Your profs can usually tell, despite your ninja skills

22. I do my best to avoid this…

23. …But this is on you:

24. If this First World Problem sounds familiar: Learn about the Pomodoro Technique Form a study group—get to know people Learn how to make a study guide: – Condense a chapter/lecture into one dense page with the important information

27. University education is costly…

28. …And hard. Don’t make it harder

29. We’re going to do some work via teams because

30. Study groups get you ahead in this class. However everything you turn in must be your own work

31. This really happens. Am I nice when it happens? No (it’d encourage the wrong behavior) Study throughout the semester.

32. I REALLY LIKE IT WHEN YOU USE A COMPUTER TO TAKE NOTES…

33. …But facebooking in class rapidly gets you way behind

35. We will avoid this:

36. And we will avoid this:

37. And we will even avoid this:

38. …IF YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND THOUGHTFULLY CONTRIBUTE TO CLASS DISCUSSIONS

39. For freshmen, this is not high school Sometimes, assignments will be announced only once. This is a short class session; outside study/assignment/project time is expected.

40. Academic dishonesty is grounds for smiting

41. The forestry department is awesome …Because Patti and Rae are rockstars Be awesome to them

43. You may be able to save money Getting the international version of textbooks Getting the textbook through interlibrary loan