1. Four Catholic Mothers

2. Four Catholic mothers sit together having coffee and talk about the importance of their children.

3. The first one tells her friends: „My son is a priest. When he enters a room, people say: „Referend Father“ to him“.

4. The second Catholis says with a purring voice: „Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he enters a room, people say : „Your Excellency“ to him.“

5. The third one proudly says: „I really don‘t want to delower you. But my son is a cardinal. Whenever he enters a room, people say: „Your Eminence“ to him.“

6. The fourth Catholic silently sips at her coffee. The others look at her waiting for her explanation. And she says:

7. „My son is wunderful, 1 meter 90 tall, and really muscular. And he is a stripper. Whenever he enters a room, people say:

8. „Oh, my God!“