1. Furrows Law 2000: Prepare to enter the Next Dimension Christmas Lecture 2000 University of Bath Department of Mechanical Engineering Presented By: S. Pickering MEng, Ph‘DD’ J. “Dubya” Ray Mfill, BMinge Further research into the visual acuity experienced by subjects while using beer goggles

2. Dr. Ball Mfill. Mshag, REPORTED MISSING IN ACTION

3. Critical Ugliness, U*=C B x (N PULL /U MING ) Furrow’s Law 1999 3 Ways to use the chart: Calculate actual attractiveness on the night How much do you have to drink to pull her? Work out how drunk you were to pull her

4. Furrow’s Law 3D

5. Methods for Analysing Figures 2. Medland Diagram - Relationships 3. System Block Diagram - Control and feedback 1. Dimensional Analysis - Shapes and Curves

6. Furrow’s Law Block Diagram Delivered Output Demanded Performance Feedback is periodic Male Disturbance Female behavioural modifiers

7. Furrow’s Law Conclusions Women cannot be simulated using the university computers. Application made to NPL for use of a super-computer. In the meantime we will continue the hard slog - putting our lives on the line collecting data for the good of mankind. Mission Statement: We believe that everyone, regardless of intoxication level, should be happy both at the end of the night and the morning after. http://www.bath.ac.uk/~enpsgp/furrows_law.htm