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2. PLUTONIUM PET©!

3. A fun way to have a pet! Never gets old! IT GLOWS! Perfect for a pet without the mess! Insurance is recommended! Naturally made from nuclear energy! Made in the USA New room in the ER

4. LIMITED TIME OFFER ALERT

5. If you buy now we will include a Hazmat Suit!

6. Perfect present from grandma!

7. If you buy now we’ll double the offer!

8. Two pets for the price of one! Only 15.99!

9. Double the plutonium, Double the fun! OMG! OMG! OMG! PLUTONIUM PETS©!

10. Here are some of our satisfied customers Awww, they don’t mean it, aren’t they adorable! Plutonium Pets © turned me into a glowing cat! HELP US!

11. Plutonium Pets© have changed my life, now when I look at my 21 st toe I think of plutonium pets!

12. Take it from Ms. Annett and buy Plutonium Pets© today! I enjoy petting my plutonium pet. I eat it some times too! DONT EAT ME! PLEASE!

13. Mer! *gurgle gurgle* Me is perty! My double chin luvs me! I is smart and skinny! Me is not fat lard! *gurgle* Oh me feel weird. Me feel like super model. *jiggle jiggle*

14. Look, it’s a rare old lady, and it has a cat! DAR, DER, MER! Oh, sorry, she and me swiched IQ once we went in the same room as PLUTONIUM PETS©!

15. How many satisfied customers do we have? Well we have… Michelle Annett Jed Michelson Radioactive cat thingie Retard Old Lady and Genius Cat Fat Lard

16. Just remember…

17. Its plutonium, it’s a pet, it’s a plutonium pet!

18. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING! Cancer Stroke Deformations Turning green Hospitalizations Radio active sickness [very fun ] Indigestion Any kind of sickness Over exposure to radioactive waste Nuclear meltdowns Random nuclear explosions Contagious unknown diseases Any other thing that irregular Any rapes Any physical attacks Heart attacks “Random” deaths Tattoos appearing on any parts Reproductive failure Deformed children Feeling “drunk” Feeling “high” Interests in drugs Depression Thoughts of suicide Errection lasting more than four hours Sexual appeal Young puberty Stunting of growth (in any way) Constipation Speaking Russian Sex change (common) Destroying of any matter it touches Turning into fossil fuel Plutonium transformation Turning green (twice) Nerdification Increased grades in classes Decreased grades in classes Rebelling Teenage transformation Swine flu Bird flu Unusual rashes Herpes Aids BV Yeast infection Genital warts HIV’s Any other std or sti Drinking while driving Host of a discovery channel TV show Working for windows Loss in appetite Loss of water Random pregnancies Watching horrible TV shows Tetinitus Lockjaw Hepatitis A Hepatitis B Hepatitis C Becoming a female doctor Ulcers Amnesia