1. Jonathan Tsao __________________________ Jessica Lii, President Fall 2002  The Good Citizen Award is presented to for saving the President from the Mafia

2. Mimi Yang  Winner of the Eveready Battery Inc. Energizer Battery Campaign …she keeps going and going and… __________________________ Jessica Lii, President Fall 2002

3. Morgan Chen  The Most Secure Password Award __________________________ Jessica Lii, President Fall 2002

4. “Puff Nickey”  Mu.T.V. Rapper of the Year Award for his rendition of “Soda’s Paradise” __________________________ Jessica Lii, President Fall 2002

5. Alex “FAByface” Fabrikant  Mu.T.V. Songwriter of the Year Award for the highly acclaimed “Soda’s Paradise” __________________________ Jessica Lii, President Fall 2002

6. Lorentz “Muffins” Shyu  Most Likely to Get Ruffled __________________________ Jessica Lii, President Fall 2002

7. Jiong Shen  Most Likely To Get A Date Jiong is looking for a special person. He's 21 and born a Leo. If you've ever met Jiong, you know what a fun-loving and romantic guy he is. He loves life and will share his happiness with you. Jiong is fearless but well-mannered and knows how to treat a lady right. He will cook you dinner, and he knows good music. He can even prepare breakfast, if necessary. He will show you a good time on any occasion. Finally, Jiong would like to go on a date. In conclusion, Jiong is 21, fun-loving, culinarily-advantaged, and looking for a date. E-mail him at jshen@hkn. Let your friends know. __________________________ Jessica Lii, President Fall 2002

8.  Devesh owes everybody a Special Award __________________________ Jessica Lii, President Fall 2002

9. Nick Chen  Most Likely to be Found Browsing http://daddyslittleslut.com __________________________ Jessica Lii, President Fall 2002

10. Candice Tsay __________________________ Jessica Lii, President Fall 2002  Most Likely to Seduce Candidates with a Foreign Language “Will you dance with me?” “Will you have a drink with me?” “Excuse me.” “There’s an old lady behind the counter.” “I love you.”

11. Rupert Chen __________________________ Jessica Lii, President Fall 2002  The Purple Heart Award is presented to for courage and bravery in the line of duty (against Byron’s Broomball stick)

12. Mimi Yang __________________________ Jessica Lii, President Fall 2002  Derek’s Initiative/Effort Award is presented to “Mimi has done and exceptional job as an officer for HKN. She approaches her job with enthusiasm, and is determined to perform tasks in a timely fashion and to the best of her ability. Many times this semester, she has surpassed expectations and taken the extra step. She is quick to volunteer whenever help is needed, and is also active in making contributions to brain- storming and decision-making processes. She has shown that she really cares for the well-being and growth of our society.” --Derek Ng