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3. The top-secret Homeland Security hot line phone (which all 50 of the nation's governors are to use in an emergency) has been deluged with telemarketing calls, so the number has been put on the National Do-Not-Call Registry. USA Today, 6/15/06 The top-secret Homeland Security hot line phone (which all 50 of the nation's governors are to use in an emergency) has been deluged with telemarketing calls, so the number has been put on the National Do-Not-Call Registry. USA Today, 6/15/06

5. " I asked my wife if she wanted to have a three-way. She said yes, but she wanted to know who the other two people would be.“ Rodney Dangerfield " I asked my wife if she wanted to have a three-way. She said yes, but she wanted to know who the other two people would be.“ Rodney Dangerfield

7. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

9. A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital, and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, who is rather astounded, says, "What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor? The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs." A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital, and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, who is rather astounded, says, "What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor? The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

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