1. You may be a Geek if… you've ever used a computer on Friday, Saturday and Sunday of the same weekend.

2. You may be a Geek if… you find yourself interrupting the computer store salesman to correct something he said.

3. You may be a Geek if… you own any shareware.

4. You may be a Geek if… your friends use you as tech support.

5. You may be a Geek if… you've ever named a computer.

6. You may be a Geek if… you can't carry on a conversation without talking about computers.

7. You may be a Geek if… co-workers have to E-mail you about the fire alarm to get you out of the building.

8. You may be a Geek if… you've ever found "stray" diskettes when doing laundry.

9. You may be a Geek if… your computer has it's own phone line - but your teenager doesn't.

10. You may be a Geek if… you check the national weather service web page for current weather conditions (rather than look out the window).

11. You may be a Geek if… you know more URLs than street addresses.

12. You may be a Geek if… your pet has a web page.

13. You may be a Geek if… you have ever sent E-mail to someone sitting next to you.

14. You may be a Geek if… you would sell your grandmother for more bandwidth.

15. You may be a Geek if… you start tilting your head sideways to smile.

16. You may be a Geek if… you get up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your E-mail on your way back to bed.

17. You may be a Geek if… you have ever dozed off while at the computer.

18. You may be a Geek if… You have ever e-mailed yourself.

19. You may be a Geek if… you have more than one copy of the same version of software on your machine.

20. You may be a Geek if… you have ever chatted with someone while talking to them on the phone.

21. You may be a Geek if… you are surprised that there are other real foods besides pizza.